gooch

gooch
1. (gooch) (4391↑, 1183↓)
Gooch, A.K.A. "grundle" is the area that attaches ones sac to ones ass-hole.

When i play sports, i have to powder my gooch to prevent extreme amounts of irritating sweat.

Author: Zack Fienberg http://gooch.urbanup.com/20792
2. (gooch) (2366↑, 1263↓)
area between nuts and ass hole. guy cooch = gooch

i have cancer of the gooch

3. (gooch) (1864↑, 1086↓)
Skin between you nutsack and asshole

I have a huge gooch. Dude, stop playin with your gooch. I whacked it for 3 hours last night, and my gooch hurts like a bitch.

4. (gooch) (1041↑, 842↓)
The piece of skin connecting the scrotum and testes to the poop chute. The gooch is also attached to the bacon strip which is located directly on the undercarriage of the testes.

I think i need to get deodorant for my gooch, it always sweats profusley, I think the gooch glands are swollen.

Author: Penile Fitness http://gooch.urbanup.com/13463
5. (gooch) (469↑, 333↓)
This body part Keeps things apart sep'rating balls from where shit calls...

When im a bad boy my mama bites my gooch

Author: Chuck Mangionnni http://gooch.urbanup.com/3683929
6. (gooch) (713↑, 601↓)
Noun: Gooch - The tender area that resides between the ball sack and the Anal cavity

Example: Henry was loading a couch into a truck and slipped and cracked his gooch. He than cried out "Ouch\! I cracked My gooch\!"

7. (gooch) (490↑, 445↓)
the area between the male genitals and the anus

let me lick your gooch clean, pappa.

Author: Dr. Julius Goatse http://gooch.urbanup.com/66111
8. (gooch) (310↑, 277↓)
The area between the ball sack and the anal canal.

My gooch is really sweaty.

9. (Gooch) (41↑, 29↓)
Area of the male anatomy between the nutsack and bumhole.

Markus Becker slipped on the balance beam and split his gooch\!

10. (Gooch) (47↑, 44↓)
This is the term for the male [taint]. Also known as the area between the '[hung]' and the '[bung]'.

Her nose was tickling my [gooch] while I was [teabagging] her.

Author: Hugh G Wrection http://gooch.urbanup.com/4979503
11. (gooch) (51↑, 48↓)
A person so invested in a specific topic that any time the subject is breached they ruin the conversation by picking apart banal minutiae for an extended period of time

Tom: "What did you think about Inception?" Rick: "Oh God, don't bring it up. I just listened to two gooches talk about totems for hours..."

12. (gooch) (42↑, 40↓)
Term for an older, bitter engineer or computer programmer that thwarts all requests to do work by employing various strategies such as ignoring the request, complaining they are "too busy", criticizing the request as "completely idiotic" or intimidating the requester until they simply go away crying. Gooches are also great at blaming others when problems arise and are are very successful at getting others to do their work for them because they "can't be bothered".

Boy: Do you think the gooch knows anything about this database? Girl: I think so, but last week i asked him a question and he almost chopped my head off. You ask him, i don't feel like getting gooched again.

Author: ZippyFerguson http://gooch.urbanup.com/5120289
13. (gooch) (0↑, 1↓)
The middle part between your asshole and vagina

My gooch ripped when i had my baby and they had to sew it back together.

14. (Gooch) (15↑, 16↓)
The area of skin between the testicals and sphincter in male subjects.

I shaved my testicals today, but completely forgot to shave my gooch\!

15. (Gooch) (6↑, 8↓)
The under carrage of a males ballsack and inbetween the inner cervice of his rectum

Mike is a dirty Gooch.

16. (Gooch) (15↑, 18↓)
The Wooley Crack between the Ass-Hole and the Ball-Sack

When i saw the gooch it looked like a sheep was sleeping there.

Author: Stoegenhousenvanderhougal http://gooch.urbanup.com/5650007
17. (Gooch) (4↑, 8↓)
1: The most precious skin on the male body, connecting the lower Ball-Sack to the Anus. 2: Deity of all that is pure and just in the universe: [Beer], [Ganja], and especially [Poontang].

1. You know she loves you if she licks your gooch. 2. Ye who enter the Sorority Slut's Vagina, pray to [Gooch], and find solace in his Name, so that He may Protect thy [Wang] from the accursed Herpes of the Genital.

Author: EarlyTimes666 http://gooch.urbanup.com/5926061
18. (gooch) (13↑, 17↓)
refered to as the big landing strip between those rusty peaches and your cornhole

aw dude i got a date tonite can u shave my gooch

Author: mathew sanchez http://gooch.urbanup.com/5189090
19. (Gooch) (5↑, 10↓)
1.The skin between your testicles and asshole 2. *Can also be used as an insult to someone*

1. I spent 45 minutes tickling my gooch. 2. Give me my money, you gooch\!

20. (Gooch) (20↑, 25↓)
What it is is what seperate your jewels from the shitter.

A kid rip'd his gooch jumping 13 stairs with his skateboard, as seen on Tosh.0. What an idiot.

Author: Professer Cookiepants http://gooch.urbanup.com/5069409
21. (Gooch) (7↑, 13↓)
What Adam Wilson most looks like....

Holy S**t that guy looks like a Gooch\!\!

Author: DtotheGtotheB http://gooch.urbanup.com/5432402
22. (gooch) (64↑, 71↓)
late 20th century word for vagina (Canadian), in vogue among lesbians.

Oh Doris, let me get that gooch\!

23. (Gooch) (5↑, 13↓)
The space between a male's nad hammock and the dark star aka the man cave. The area is sensitive as it is a seam created when doctors sew the two halves of men together just after birth. There are no inhabitants of the gooch - only the underclass citizens of the genitalia region.

After killing both of the hookers and stealing the money Paul Revere got himself a massage for his gooch at a five-star vietnamese massage palace in SoHo.

24. (gooch) (4↑, 13↓)
A [delightful] character known for her musical skills on the hit tv show [Scrubs]. The term can also refer to a rather [delightful], [playful], even [awesome] [fish]. Typically, the Gooch is mistakenly called "[Rico]" or "[Rico] the Gooch." Everyone with common sense realizes that his name is simply the "Gooch."

A: "Have you seen my [delightful], [awesome] fish?" B: "Wow, what's his name... Rico?" A: "No\! It's the Gooch\! Because he's really [awesome] and [delightful]."

Author: Gooch's \#1 fan http://gooch.urbanup.com/5389770
25. (gooch) (8↑, 17↓)
The area between a man's scrotum and asshole. Commonly confused with the "taint", the gooch is discerned by the obvious cleft that runs longitudinally down the center.

A square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not always a square. A gooch is a taint, but a taint is not always a gooch.

26. (Gooch) (5↑, 15↓)
between the butthole and the sak ,the one thing men still have after divorce.

It looks like a turtle.meow.GOOCH

27. (gooch) (8↑, 18↓)
not just the area connecting the male genitalia region and the anal cavity, but also the nickname of american star soccer defender, Oguchi Onyewu

after an amazing play by Gooch: Crowd: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH\!\!\!

Author: gooooooooooooooch http://gooch.urbanup.com/5002734
28. (Gooch) (8↑, 18↓)
1. Is best known as a part of the male anatomy. 2. It can also be someone's name or [nickname].

1. The Gooch is located between the [testicles] and [anus]. 2. Hello my name is Byrce but I am better known as Gooch.

29. (gooch) (19↑, 29↓)
The space between your ballsack and cornhole.

Kid: "I don't feel good\!" Dad: "Son, just stroke ya gooch and it will all go away."

30. (Gooch) (3↑, 14↓)
The name given to any hanging piece of biological matter that resembles the post-pubescent testes or chicken's [wattle] and wobbles uncontrollably and hilariously. Found mainly in the neck region but not confined to it and most prevalent in elderly persons who may have undergone substantial weight loss.

Jimmy: Have you seen [Austin Powers]: Goldmember? Mo: OMG yeah\! [Fat Bastard's] gooch was minging\! Graham: This meal is lovely thanks Gethin. Haha, look at that man over there. He's got a gooch and it wobbles as he eats\! Gooches (or Geech as they are often termed in plural) are characterised by a jelly-like wobble. If they don't - it's more than likely a Gooch wannabee\!

31. (gooch) (20↑, 31↓)
one of the most notorious and feared street gangs in the uk who come from an area in manchester called moss side

gooch poppin, niggaz droppin

32. (Gooch) (8↑, 20↓)
The small patch of skin between your little soldier and you butt. Also known as the A.B.C ([ass-balls connection]), the gooch can be used in many contexts. Usually referring to the patch of skin, gooch can be also known as a derogatory towards anyone. Gooch can also be known as the [taint] commonly used in movies and or t.v shows.

Yeah, I kicked him in the gooch after I found out he stole my damn cookie. OR In "Life", Donald is referred to as the biggest gooch around.

33. (gooch) (6↑, 19↓)
The gooch is the space between the nuts/[vagina] and the[asshole].(Usually hairy)

"Dude if I hit that,I would even lick her gooch" / "She tried to kick my balls but only hit the gooch, go gooch."

Author: Mr.wallbreaker http://gooch.urbanup.com/3830872
34. (Gooch) (9↑, 22↓)
The skin that is between the Ball sac and the Butt hole. Sometimes it can get very sweaty down there. You can also grow a jungle down there.

My Gooch is very sweaty. My Gooch is very Hairy.

35. (gooch) (59↑, 72↓)
The are between your [chocolate starfish] and your [tube steak].

As Linda was rimming George, she was taken by surprise by the saltiness of his GOOCH.

Author: Doctor J. Weezey http://gooch.urbanup.com/1964376
36. (Gooch) (41↑, 54↓)
1. The area between a man's nutsack and asshole. 2. A stupid, annoying person.

1. My gooch was itchy as hell today. Damn, my gooch is sweaty as hell. Fuck, you kicked me right in the gooch. That bitch licked my gooch all night long. 2. Man your such a fucking gooch\! Yeah, that faggot is such a gooch. Why do you always have to be such a gooch?\! Shit, my mom is being so fucking goochy.

37. (gooch) (24↑, 37↓)
the view you get of a woman's snatch from behind (especially while bent over/on all fours). May resemble a taco/pita-pocket/roast beef sandwich from this viewpoint.

"When your Mom bent over, I couldn't help but notice her exquisite GOOCH"

38. (gooch) (44↑, 57↓)
the useless piece of skin between a mans ball sack and anus, funnily enough I once went out with a 'gooch' and yeah that just about sums him up

"after sucking my nuts she tickled my gooch with her tongue as she moved closer to my shaft"

Author: Antje Habedank http://gooch.urbanup.com/1560611
39. (Gooch) (7↑, 20↓)
The Area Between The Anal Sphincter And The Male Genatalia

My gooch hair hurts;I singed it

Author: drew leathers http://gooch.urbanup.com/1339167
40. (gooch) (11↑, 25↓)
the area of a mans body that goes from the end of the ball sack to the ass crack and when sweaty makes gooch juice

taylor was being a dumb shit so i smacked her with my gooch and smacked her right across the face with the gooch juice

41. (gooch) (16↑, 30↓)
Name of an infamous manchester gang who hail from the alexandra park estate in moss side they originaly hung around on a street called gooch close which the council renamed westerling way to disascociate it with the gang

"Yo fuck them gooch boys im reppin L$C"

42. (gooch) (13↑, 27↓)
The windy road/dirt track between ones anum and ones marbles. A.K.A "Biffins bridge", "the vinegar tract" (see man vinegar) or "The Graham" as in graham gooch.

My biffins bridge stinks of man vinegar\! "NO you can't put ya vibrator up my ass pipe\! but ya can rest on my gooch....mmmmmmmmmmmmm\!"

43. (gooch) (18↑, 32↓)
the flabby bit of skin between the nootsack and butthole tends to get very very sweaty on hot humid days

(on a hot humid summer day) JESUS CHRIST..my gooch is so sweaty it could hydrate a third world country yeaaa bitch lick mah gooch

44. (gooch) (9↑, 23↓)
1) The area between a male's scrotum and anus. 2) The nickname of Colm Cooper, a prominent member of the Kerry senior Gaelic Football squad.

2) "And here's Gooch with the ball....he shoots and it in the back of the net\! Gooch scores with only seconds remaining\!"

45. (Gooch) (18↑, 32↓)
The part Between your Anus and your balls... Sometime may be hairy.

Gosh Todd you sure do have red gooch hairs\! p.s. pope is gay\!

46. (gooch) (7↑, 21↓)
The area between the family jewels (ballsack) and the sphyncter (asshole)... mostly known for it's intense sensivity and the pain it causes when it is hit

"OWWW... I just cracked my gooch on your chair arm" "would you please stop caressing my gooch\!" "my gooch smells like lool today" (see definitions for lool) "I smell badger gooch"

47. (gooch) (23↑, 37↓)
Gooch, Graham: retired English crickter. Played for Essex CCC (1973-2000) and England (1975-1995), both of which he captained. Prolific run scorer. Test batting average: 42.58 First-class batting average: 49.01

Q: Mate, who's the best English batsman of the past twenty years? A: It's gotta be Gooch

48. (gooch) (3↑, 17↓)
the area in between your balls and your ass, very sensitive, good place to rub while [playing the trombone]

she rubbed my gooch, and i had an orgi, then i fucked her

49. (gooch) (106↑, 120↓)
a character for Diff-rent Strokes. He was the bully of Arnold

Arnaold was licking the Gooch's gooch after the quarrel

50. (Gooch) (6↑, 21↓)
The Bit Between The Scrotum and the Arsehole

''Bobby gazed into his gooch until ... he became it'' ''Gis a poke of your gooch'' "The gooch gazed right into Bobbys gooch"

Author: GandalfTheSpoon http://gooch.urbanup.com/4284561
51. (gooch) (3↑, 18↓)
the space between your man balls and your anus. a lovely dog belonging to a lovely family. mostly a mutt. family calls it gooch cause it's a filthy mutt. but gooch is an adorable puppy that you just want to kiss all over.

joe: GOOCH IS SO COOT\! joe 2: i just wanna kiss her face\!

Author: Kelly Marie Rodgers the third http://gooch.urbanup.com/3726466
52. (Gooch) (16↑, 31↓)
The gooch is the section of skin between the sac and shitter of men, and vagina and shitter of women. However, in recent times the gooch has taken on more popularity as a mild insult, or as a strengthener to other mild insults.

1. wow, it is hot. my gooch is sweating profusely 2. Shorey you utter gooch 3.Shorey you sweaty gooch faced nonce

53. (gooch) (36↑, 51↓)
The precious area between a male [scrotum] and the anus. It provides the use of connecting these very important body parts for a male.

Robert told me that he applies deodorant on his gooch to prevant the excessive sweating and vinegary stench that his gooch excretes. Phillip hates it when his dog bites on his gooch while he is sleeping. Arthur's girlfriend was disgusted at the sight of his hairy gooch, but still continued to lick it.

54. (gooch) (4↑, 19↓)
The area betweens a Man's scrotum and anus.

Actually I had a bicycling accident the other day and ripped open my gooch and part of my anus. Thankfuly my scrotum was not sacraficed in the accident. My Gooch needed Surgery.

55. (gooch) (3↑, 18↓)
2 meanings, first is - bit of skin in between ur bollocks and your ass hole. second meaning is used at the spotting of a fine lady.

that girl in the bus stop is a fine bit of gooch.

56. (gooch) (18↑, 33↓)
synonym for "[cool]", in the dialect of South Laguna, California.

"Man, that skimboarding move was gooch\!"

Author: Brett Barbaro http://gooch.urbanup.com/2139684
57. (Gooch) (9↑, 24↓)
Ones patch of skin located medial to the scrotum and anus.

Borat invited the world to lick his gooch when he made his movie. Little Timmy shaves his gooch.

Author: Johan von Gooch http://gooch.urbanup.com/2114110
58. (Gooch) (67↑, 82↓)
The crispy sometimes dingle berried area between your penis and anus.

SHIT, i ripped out my gooch climbing over that barbed wire fence. As sarah was licking jons gooch she accidently downed a dingle berry. As a Compliment: WOW did you see him win the race? Yea, hes gotta be a gooch monkey.

59. (gooch) (6↑, 21↓)
In the interest of breaking up the chorus for a moment, it's short for 'Agnes Gooch'. Peggy Cass (actress) played Agnes Gooch in the 1958 film 'Auntie Mame'. Boring I know, but I have to wonder if Patrick Dennis, the author, didn't pick that name on purpose.

Gooch\! Could you get the phone please? ... What? Why not?

60. (gooch) (14↑, 29↓)
The nickname for a very close aunt.

Aunt Gooch knows why i need the gold-bond

61. (gooch) (20↑, 35↓)
the space between your balls and butt hole - can be used to describe someone being and idiot, if needed

"Man, my gooch is burning really badly. That's the last time I do someone a favor. OMG, they can hear me. OMG, I can hear me\!\! Dahdah dahdah dah\!\!" or "Stop being such a gooch and give me a shot of that."

62. (gooch) (6↑, 21↓)
the hairy piece of skin connecting your asshole to your balls also known as the wibbum round my ways

dude my cocks gone purple, last night some bitch kicked me in the gooch

Author: My name isn't important http://gooch.urbanup.com/1403597
63. (Gooch) (18↑, 33↓)
The dull featureless area between ones anus and his testicles. The only purpose of which is to keep oneself from shitting on ones balls.

I laughed so hard I got ass butter on my gooch.

64. (gooch) (4↑, 19↓)
The patch of skin between your balls and butthole.

Prevent the cock block from showing the cock blocker your [gooch].

Author: stomp dat shit http://gooch.urbanup.com/1304801
65. (Gooch) (13↑, 28↓)
The part between your asshole and your balls.

The section below your balls thats all hairy

66. (gooch) (14↑, 29↓)
1. The skin between the asshole and the nut sack 2. Pulling the skin called "the gooch"

When the wrestiling team was showering some guy came up behind me and gave me a gooch.

67. (Gooch) (6↑, 22↓)
To hang out or chill with someone or a group of people

A facebook status: "Goochin with the crew" Texting a friend: "You wanna gooch tonight?" "You trying to gooch tonight" Calling someone: Mike: "What you doing?" Joe: "Nuttin, goochin with Don and Billy"

68. (gooch) (13↑, 29↓)
Gooch is a term that is used by stupid people who have learned it from the show, "Jackass." As the brilliant people on Jackass were talking about a piercing located between the testicles and anus, the moronic crew referred to it as a "Gooch." That created the obvious chain reaction of every dumb teen and frat boy thinking it was hilarious, and thus referring to it as such. Unfortunately, for these dim-witted neanderthals, it is pronounced, "GEESH" and spelled, "Guiche." A similar example would be when someone asks, "how long did it take you to gauge that?" You cannot use, "gauge" in this way. The proper term would be, "stretch."

Idiot: "Dude, did you see that photo online? That guy had his gooch pierced." Intelligent: "That would be a Guiche piercing. It's pronounced, 'GEESH.' 'Gee' sounds like, 'key.' God, I fucking hate you."

Author: ihateeverypersonever http://gooch.urbanup.com/3930695
69. (Gooch) (3↑, 19↓)
A slang term for the area between the scrotum and rectum. The medical terminology for this region is the perineum.....or the hairy perri. Also called the grundle or the chonch.

My gooch is sweaty.

70. (gooch) (8↑, 24↓)
place where frumunda cheese is made

boil your gooch to clean

71. (gooch) (5↑, 21↓)
A guy,s area between ball sac and anus equalls gooch. Women,s area betweem pussy,and anus equalls cooch.

Man, I,m really worried about the pilodial cyst on my gooch. The Dr. tried to examine it, and the damn thing showed evasive manuevers. They remember\! I have to get a hunter killer to lance it for me.

72. (gooch) (2↑, 18↓)
also known as a Mariya, is a short, glasses wearing person, who likes to talk about the definition of her own name. Doesn't realize that there can be only one gooch.

"Did you see Mariya today?" "You mean Gooch? Yeah that kid's a loser."

73. (gooch) (8↑, 24↓)
Means cool. It can also mean sexy, depending on one's tone of voice.

"Yo, check out my PS3\! That shit is mad gooch." "Ooh, Vida'new sex pics are mad gooch."

Author: _GreenMaverick_ http://gooch.urbanup.com/2205222
74. (gooch) (14↑, 30↓)
The nick name for the Japanese second baseman on the Chicago White Sox.

(Gooch makes a great play) Crowd: GOOOOOOOOOOOCH\!\!\!\!\!

75. (gooch) (5↑, 21↓)
the part between the ballsack and the piehole......nasty stuff but its from jackass the movie so who fucking cares you know

"fuck off you gooch" quote michael mckeown on the bus home from school " i stroke ma velvet gooch percy" "how does naw gobble yer gooch" quote kyle in his excellent poem " how does naw\! "

Author: its all me biatch\!\!\! http://gooch.urbanup.com/1772734
76. (gooch) (3↑, 19↓)
the part on a male's body between the ass and the penis. it is pinkish in color and usually smells as it retains some of the scent after a bowel movement. it is not so hairy and is less sensitive than the balls or penis.

i shaved my gooch because i lost a bet.

Author: ny raider fan http://gooch.urbanup.com/1640628
77. (Gooch) (20↑, 36↓)
Word made popular by the MTV show Laguna Beach. Meaning, Really Cool... Awesome, Great. A term for enthusiasm. The meaning of Gooch before this one came, was that it's a certain section of a guy's anatomy.

Dude\! Did you see American Idol last night? It was gooch\!

78. (Gooch) (4↑, 20↓)
the soft, tissu like area that goes from behind your bollock sack, through to the start of your arse crack

"Hey James you have such a sweaty old gooch i can just about smell it from here you filty cow\!" (james) "I'm just about to wipe it with my tis-sue\!" "What a hussy"

Author: Roger Wooderson http://gooch.urbanup.com/1531858
79. (gooch) (10↑, 26↓)
VERB: (Regional definition) - To stick ones hand in the "gooch" region (male or female) of another individual, usually with the intent to cause discomfort to that individual and entertainment to onlookers. NOUN: - The act of doing the above

VERB: Right in the middle of his big solo, he was unexpectedly gooched, causing him to hit an unusually high note, while his castmates guffawed offstage. NOUN: In front of the entire class, he gave her a most heinous gooch.

Author: Piph and Jules http://gooch.urbanup.com/1307189
80. (gooch) (13↑, 29↓)
Noun: that sweet spot between your balls(pussy) and ur ass, usually 1-2 inches big. synonyms: grundle, taint, famunda.

I shaved my gooch last night.

81. (Gooch) (7↑, 24↓)
A lanky blonde womanly boy with glasses who thinks he is cool, but he really really is not.

Aaron: Hey look at they gimpish guy on the red superbyke over there, what a GOOCH\!\!

82. (Gooch) (1↑, 18↓)
The penis. That etymology comes from a meat packing company named Gooch that marketed their german sausage as "Gooch Blue Ribbon"

"She wants the gooch." meaning she wants cock or "the blue ribbon sausage."

83. (Gooch) (2↑, 19↓)
Much debate. Not a taint. Men AND women have taints. Only men have gooches. Gooch = guy cooch. And it is the area between the balls and penis.

I have lint stuck in my gooch.

84. (Gooch) (6↑, 23↓)
The spot your mom likes to lick me at.

"God dude your mom just loves lickin my Gooch."

85. (GOOCH) (4↑, 21↓)
A universal word for any curse word.

Go GOOCH yourself\! Suck a GOOCH\! What a fuckin' GOOCH\! Son of a GOOCH\! You little GOOCH\!

Author: xxkingofkingsxx http://gooch.urbanup.com/2691251
86. (Gooch) (6↑, 23↓)
gooch means [cool], [chill], [fresh], [word], [chill], [sweet], [tight], and [man doh].

Man, dat new hip hop jam be gooch, playah.

87. (Gooch) (17↑, 34↓)
Once the bully on "Different Strokes" "Gooch\!" was then used by dave chappelle in his "white people dancing" skit on his show. (mmmmmm that was the Gooch...) Now "Gooch" can be used to describe a really cool person, or can be used just to yell at peoople.

"The gooch is Hilarious\!\!\!" "GOOOOCH\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!"

Author: Groth The Gooch http://gooch.urbanup.com/1964711
88. (Gooch) (7↑, 24↓)
The spot between your balls and butthole. Used to insult one's self.

Clay is such a gooch.

Author: Michael Carlock http://gooch.urbanup.com/1687508
89. (gooch) (7↑, 24↓)
the site between your nuts and ass hole

That girl went to kick me in the nuts, but she kick me in the gooch.

90. (gooch) (13↑, 30↓)
the area between your balls and arse crack

as george did a handstand, kim started scratching her gooch

Author: callum mckenzie http://gooch.urbanup.com/1407719
91. (gooch) (13↑, 30↓)
Area between your asshole and your cock

i had this chick lick my gooch

92. (Gooch) (2↑, 20↓)
(Noun) A slang term for a Vietnamese woman's vagina.

During the war, the attackers would often result to kicking the offenders in their Gooch.

Author: mamabearwhiskey http://gooch.urbanup.com/3894157
93. (gooch) (7↑, 25↓)
In between your ass and your balls or pussy\! ROFL

My GOOCH is ichy\! or I need to shave my GOOCH

94. (gooch) (4↑, 22↓)
Noun, Primaly Determined as the space between the vaginal oraface and the anal oraface, also see, Taint And Chode

she has a small gooch\!

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95. (Gooch) (2↑, 20↓)
the line between your balls and ass

this girl licked me in my gooch

96. (Gooch) (7↑, 25↓)
Version 1: To be scammed with a bad check. Version 2: To be scammed, baboozled or defrauded in any way. Version 3: To be cheated out of money. Version 4: Word describing a swindler. (i.e. a goocher)

"I've been seriously gooched". Or "That guy has been known to pull a gooch or two". Also "My boss gooched my check again\!"

97. (Gooch) (0↑, 19↓)
a funny name for a vagina. can also be used for comedic effect for any genitalia. usually shouted.

tash: your a gooch\! danny: *goes to grab tash's gooch* GOOCH\!

98. (Gooch) (5↑, 25↓)
A person who tell people they never loved them at all.

Girl: "I never loved you\!" Boy: Your such a Gooch\!"

99. (Gooch) (2↑, 25↓)
The place between the vagin and the asshole.

OH EM GEE THERE IS SHIT ON MY GOOCH\!

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100. (gooch) (8↑, 33↓)
the spece between your a mans balls and his arse this is only a small gap but can become verry sweety at times, some men provent this by putting baby powder on this area. this small but sweety area in the gooch

aaron:DAM\! ive got p.e next and forgot my talcm powder for my gooch. tom:dont worry aaron you can borrow mine.its verry refreshing. aaron:thanks you have saved my gooch from smelling like a gym sock.

101. (Gooch) (2↑, 27↓)
The area between (on the male) the testis/balls and the butthole. The sweatiest part of the body. See [Stinky Sanchez]

"Wipe yo' gooch bra," "That's one sweaty gooch mon."

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102. (Gooch) (57↑, 82↓)
A feeble weak minded organism usually found monging out on a chair looking dazed struggling to communicate with his peers. He is the originator of the language known as “Goochish” which basically involves slurring words as much as possible, responding with growling and grunting noises when English talking folk question what he just said. He tends to dispense common phrases during conversation because thinking is such an exhausting activity for him. He has no hobbies or pastimes other than playing his Xbox and “Big Chillin” (Long vigorous sessions of masturbating). There are rumours that Gooch is actually gay because he sadly hasn’t actually touched a female before and dresses in tight metrosexual catalogue clothing, also moves in an all round camp manner. Every time he eats he is guaranteed to spill half of his meal onto himself but even if he doesn’t he’ll use his socks to clean his hands up afterwards. He is extremely clumsy, on one occasion managed to lose all his money during one evening in 3 separate places. He likes to be in solitary confinement playing Battlefield 2 and making dumb desktop backgrounds he finds cool but really he likes the isolation because there isn’t anyone to laugh at the retarded things he does.

"Oh my god Gooch has broken 3 IPods in about 3 months\!" Dave: Why are you called Gooch? Nathan Gauci: Because i'm named after the space between your ball sack and asshole. Dave: ...Oh

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103. (gooch) (17↑, 44↓)
the area between the penis and the anal opening
104. (gooch) (4↑, 33↓)
the most disgusting vaginal discharge that the vagina can create.

mmm that's good gooch\!

105. (gooch) (4↑, 40↓)
Galluci Hall, University of Akron....aka the Gooch.

"fuck bulger...i love my gooch"

106. (GOOCH) (5↑, 52↓)
WHEN someone walks up and grabs a handful of someone's ass or private area. It doesn't matter if the actual grab is wanted or unwanted. That's still what you call it\!

Damn, he just walked up and gooched his girlfriend all in public\!

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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